TECH PRIOR

She is a smart kid and did as father told her to do.
“Hello. Hi Honey. This is daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”

“No daddy. She is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”

After a short pause, daddy says: “but honey, you don’t have an uncle Paul.”

“Oh yes, mommy says I do and he is upstairs with mommy in the bedroom right now.”

After a short time, daddy says: “Okay, then this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and scream that daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”

“Okay daddy, just a minute.”

A few minutes later the little girl comes back on the phone. “I did it daddy.”

“And what happened honey?” daddy asked.

“Well, mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. She tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all.”

“Oh my God!!!! And what happened to your uncle Paul?”

“He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.

He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week and cleaned it.

He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he is dead.

Long pause … The daddy says, “Swimming pool? …. Is this 486-5731?”

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Men are the real MVPs because they never refuse to go down on women. They crave every bit of their girl. That’s why they never let go of any chance to hail their queen. Men have this clear idea that if they fail in satisfying their girl then that’s going to affect their relationship and that might end up with a breakup. Want to know more real reasons why men love the idea of going down on you? Here are 12 legit reasons why men love going down on women.

1. It’s a sign of serious intimacy

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Going down of women triggers the sexual fantasies of men and it spice up their bedroom experience.

2. He gets turned on too

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Nothing can be sexier than going down on women. It gives guys several boners as they love serving their queen.

3. Also, he simply likes to make you feel good

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Because they prioritize their girl’s pleasure over everything and do everything to make them feel good.

4. He loves your fingers in his hair

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It is so satisfying to get a head massage from your woman while going down on her. Legit perfection!

5. Men are curious

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Men’s curiosity and love can make them do everything. They wish to explore every inch of their better-half.

6. It helps you connect sexually

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Nothing can make your bond stronger than a deep sexual connection. It gives your relationship hype and the power to keep it stable.

7. He hopes it will bring you closer to having a dual climax 

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Men, being the selfish creatures they’re, think that if they go down on women then they’ll get the same treatment. And they’re not actually wrong.

8. So that he can focus entirely on you

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It gives them all the charge over their woman’s body so all they do is take time to enjoy with their private parts.

9. The view is great

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Those lips, hanging out of your vagina, asking to be sucked really turns a man on.

10. The angle is a lot different

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Going down on women is totally mesmerising because guys fantasize this moment their whole life.

11. He can get a full-frontal view with zero effort

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It makes everything easy for a man because he doesn’t feel the need to bend over or slip your body to see his love of life.

12. Men believe in sexual karma 

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Men are real believers of sexual karma because, for them, sex is life and the foundation of a relationship.

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You guys know our FAVORITE personal trainer and fellow coach in the 10 in 4 Challenge, Dave Smith, right? Well, today he’s sharing some fascinating info on workout intensity and doing workouts that get results. It might be quite different than what you’ve heard before … and he’s even got a workout for you to try! Why Are Your Workouts Not Working? When it comes to exercise, a lot of people fall into one of two groups: Group #1: I don’t like it. These people dislike working out. They don’t like going to the gym, they don’t like sweating, and …

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What do we know about Thailand apart from their gorgeous women and scrumptious foods? Well, if you think you know almost everything about Thailand we bet we have some lesser known facts about the place that you had no idea about. There are still certain things and facts about Thailand that only the locals know.

Here we have 12 lesser known facts about Thailand that we bet you didn’t know. Get ready to be surprised!

1.Capital of Thailand

If you think you can easily memorise the capital of this place then let us tell you that even though Bangkok is the capital, its full name is “Krungthepmahanakhon(city of angels) Amonrattanakosin (great city of immortals) Mahintharayutthaya (magnificent city of the nine gems) Mahadilokphop (seat of the king) Noppharatratchathaniburirom (city of royal palaces) Udomratchaniwetmahasathan (home of gods incarnate) Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit (erected by Visvakarman at Indra’s behest). ”

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2.It was the home to the very first Siamese Twins

Chan and Eng the very first Siamese Twins who were born there back in 1811.

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3.Gifts

People there don’t open the gifts until you leave. So if you’ve gifted someone while visiting their home don’t get offended if they don’t open it.

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4.Touching the head

Thai people consider the head of a human body, sacred. So don’t touch the head of any Thai people. While the feet are considered as unclean. So, positioning your feet near someone’s head is a not allowed.

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5.Supernatural dolls

Thai people are extremely fond of dolls and call them ‘luk thep’ which means child angels. Blessed by Buddhist monks, Thai locals believe that luk thep bring good fortune.

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6.Pointing fingers

They believe that pointing fingers towards someone is a sign of disrespect. Though they understand if any outsider does it but still knowing the culture is better than offending them.

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7.There is a festival of monkeys

‘The Monkey Buffet’ is the monkey’s festival. Its main purpose is to attract tourists to Prang Sam Yot in Lop Buri. Hundreds of monkeys will take a good time roaming around the city.

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8.It’s the most famous city

It doesn’t only have the longest name but it’s also very popular. According to MasterCard’s annual Global Destination Cities Index, it has been declared as the most visited city in the world in 2013.

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9.Don’t remove your shirt

While Thailand might be known for its relaxed beach vibe, going shirtless is actually an offense. So going shirtless is a big no-no.

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10.Cleaning after dark

Thai people consider it bad luck if you clean your house after it’s dark. So it’s better that you do all the cleaning before the sun sets.

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11.Don’t raise your voice

Raising your voice in Thailand is an embarrassing loss of face. Keep calm even if you’re losing your cool.

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12.The language

The Thai alphabet has 44 consonants and 32 vowels. That’s really a mouthful!

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Relationships are a really tough thing to handle if the companion is not sensible and open minded. It gets tougher when the girl gets obsessed with it and seeks nothing else than the guy. From kisses, sex and relationships everything dissatisfy the girls sometimes making the guy a horn-dog; BUT this title is not for every man. Sometimes the man feels to be in heaven around their girl but sometimes they  just don’t wish to even be near them. They seek for external love at those times. What could be the reason? Is she not pretty and understanding or not loving him? Well, there are many ways to find out why they do it.

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Young girls first common sign of puberty is her breast development. Breasts are usually small and tender bumps under both nipples, which gets bigger over the time. In a women’s life, they confront breast problems at an early age where one side breast can develop faster than the other side. Hence, one side small and the other side a little larger is very normal. Breast problems and pain are common and generally caused by hormonal changes which occur during the menstrual cycle.

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Taking the contraceptive pill or hormone replacement therapy can also cause breast problems and pain. Some women experience breast pain every day, this pain is commonly connected with shoulder, neck and armpit pain. In many cases, it may be critical enough and may need some form of treatment.

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We bring you some of the common breast problems and pain which all women confront in their life.

1. Hormonal changes

Hormonal changes cause breast problem and pain from swelling, lumpiness or tenderness of the breast. Many women experience such changes as hormone levels affect their breast tissue during their menstrual cycle. They normally happen before or after a period. Women who take contraceptive pills for hormonal treatment or hormone replacement therapy may also confront these changes.

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2. Cysts

Cysts occur when fluid gets trapped in the breast tissue. It’s very common in women aged 35 to 50 and normally they disappear with menopause. Cysts may feel soft or firm and may sometimes pain when you touch. More than one cyst may grow at the same time. Though they are harmless, in order to make sure that it is not cancer, any lump that can be felt, confront it with the doctor. Though the fluid in cysts can be drained by a fine needle, but can sometimes come back after draining.

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3. Fibroadenomas

They are harmless lumps of glandular and fibrous tissue, which feels firm and rubbery and have a smooth texture. Fibroadenomas are very common in women aged 20 to 40. Their cause is unknown, but they are painless or become tender before periods. It normally grows during pregnancy. Just as other lumps, get it checked by your doctor.

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4. Other Common Lumps

An injury or previous breast surgery from which you get a hardened scar tissue, such as a biopsy, can cause lumps or lumpiness and pain. When silicone is injected into the breasts for cosmetic purpose, which can sometimes harden and create lumps. Many women can literally feel their ribs through their breast tissue. Always make your doctor aware of your full breast problems history, whenever you get your lumps checked.

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5. Nipple Discharge

Discharge from the nipple is common and not an issue, and may not be due to cancer or other diseases. But do confront your doctor. Having bloodstained or watery discharge, maybe from only one breast, would require some tests. Leaks from nipples during breastfeeding is common, even after you’ve stopped feeding and will gradually stop. But in case it doesn’t stop and the color or thickness of the discharge changes, see your doctor.

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6. Sore, Cracked And Itchy Nipples

Some breast problems like a sore, cracked or itchy nipples is due to breastfeeding. The skin around the nipple can split and will pain. When these changes develop if you are not breastfeeding or pregnant, then the doctor can recommend some treatment.

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7. Inverted Nipples

Many women have a nipple or nipples that are turned in or inverted. This is very common for them. Nipples turned in or inverted can develop after breastfeeding has been stopped or while you are pregnant. If the nipple turns in for the first time, then get it checked by your doctor, because this is an early sign of a breast cancer under the nipples.

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8. Extra Nipples

Many women are born with extra nipples, but it does not mean their risk of breast cancer is increased. Extra nipples can only be removed by a doctor if the person does not wish to have it. They can develop the same problems as normal nipples.

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9. Eczema And Duct Ectasia

Breast infection does not cause breast cancer, but if you develop any inflammation or infection in your nipples, which could be a sign of eczema (a common skin problem) or a condition such as a duct ectasia, which occurs when a duct fills with waste matter from cells. There will be a sticky yellow-green to brown discharge, which can become a problem, and treatment is urgent.

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10. Mastitis

This is a painful inflammation of the breast caused by bacterial infection and is often associated with breastfeeding and usually, develops 2 to 6 weeks after giving birth. The breast becomes red, hot, swollen and causes pain. Women who are not breastfeeding cam also have mastitis, like women with diabetes or women with poor immune systems. Recurrent mastitis is often associated with smoking. Mastitis can be treated with hot or cold packs and sometimes with antibiotics. Take doctors advice on this.

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